Oluwa ti Se, as the name implies; God has done it
Bym The RnB diva, Waje Iruobe, popular for her
hit song, I wish, recently showed her romantic
side when she took to her Instagram page to give
romance tips to guys, saying guys are no longer
innovative when it comes to romance.
According to her: “God, guys has got no game
going for them anymore. What happened to being
innovative in romance? Now romance is all about
popcorn and ice cream with movie.
Be innovative guys, Paris isn’t too far or a rooftop
dinner. That’s romance,” she advised.
It is not just enough to say that you have struggled to
make something out of nothing, when you don’t
have anything to show for it.
Ayo Richard Makun, popularly known as AY is
outstanding in his profession as a comedian
because he didn’t allow the hurdles he
encountered earlier in life to deter him from his
dreams; today he has a lot to show for it.
His University days were filled with tales that
would make a block-buster movie if scripted. But
that did not change his mind-set as he was
determined to get to his God-given destination.
In this edition, we celebrate an icon who has
affected so many young lives and whose shows
have launched so many entertainers into
spotlight, but whose greatest wish is for his
parents to be alive to see what he has become.
How far has AY gone?
AY is a father and he is married to Mabel. He is
multi-talented, a multi-award winning standup
comedian, and one of the most successful comic
acts Nigeria has produced.
AY gained fame through mimicking Rev. Chris
Okotie in his hilarious jokes, and by 2006 he was
called the Best Up-Coming Comedian in Nigeria.
He comes across easily, as Nigeria’s most
creative comedian. He is also an established
Compere, radio and TV presenter. He is a
promoter, producer, actor, director, writer and an
amazing event manager.
Ayo Makun is the host of one of Nigeria’s largest
comedy shows known as the “AY live”. He is the
director and also acts in AY’s Crib. Great
Comedians like Helen Paul and Bovi arguably had
their breaks from his shows. AY is the owner of
Corporate World entertainment, Nigeria, Mr.
Corporate is an award he won severally in his
university days. It is no wonder, he loves the
name.
AY Live enjoys huge attendance in Nigeria and
London. In 2007, he held Lagos spellbound when
the second edition of AY Live, Lagos Invasion
drew a record crowd forcing him to do two shows
in one day instead of one as planned. A similar
feat was re-enacted in Nigeria’s Federal Capital
City when AY Live, Abuja Invasion gave Abuja a
standstill; it became Abuja’s most attended
entertainment event ever.
He owns one of the biggest and most comfortable
club houses in Nigeria. Ayo Makun has invested
heavily in stand-up comedy as he has influenced
so many upcoming comedians through his AY
“Open Mic Challenge”. AY just recently premiered
his latest movie titled ‘30 Days in Atlanta’ shot in
the US.
But it was not always like this for AY…
He was already in 300 Level when he decided to
study a course different from his original course
which is Music. It was so difficult to change, so
he did the almost impossible by buying another
Jamb form.
He wrote the exam, passed it and was given
admission to study Theatre Arts from 100 level,
but he wasn’t perturbed as he was happy
studying his dream course. In-between studying
music and changing to Theatre Arts Department,
AY spent about eight years doing a-four year
programme.
Even though AY was exceptional student, he had
to sponsor himself through the University,
although he was very young. Ayo Makun was
raised in a very humble home; he lost both
parents pretty early and had to take the
responsibility of being a father to his siblings.
He was forced to pick up the challenge of sending
his younger ones to school while he was there
himself. AY is the first male child amongst seven
children, so it was not out of place when he had
to wear the shoes of his parents at a tender age.
AY became a popular photographer just to make
ends meet in school. He contested for different
corporate competitions which he won, of which
the proceeds of which he used to pay tuition.
Along the line, using the platform of Delta State
University, AY became the biggest event organiser
on campus. He launched and hosted shows like
Miss Delsu, Miss Delta, Face of Delsu and many
others.
He didn’t give up even when he was gang-beaten
by some cultists oncampus because he had
beautiful girls flocking around him. Most ladies
who went for Miss Nigeria and even to the Miss
World Pageant from Delta State University in his
time were managed by AY. But he was doing all
these without actually making much money, until
he graduated and moved to Lagos, to a bigger
and brighter future.
The bomber was reportedly spotted with two men who tried to escape after the explosion but were caught by an angry mob. One of them was killed while the other is said to be in custody.
The female suicide bomber who detonated a bomb » in Azare, Bauchi State on Sunday,
November 16, reportedly arrived the scene of the blast with two male companions, one of whom has now been killed. The bomber was reportedly spotted with two men who tried to escape after the explosion but
were caught by an angry mob. One of them was killed while the other is said to be in custody.
A resident, Aliyu Habib told AFP:
“She came in the company of two men and she detonated the explosives concealed under her
dress. I saw at least eight dead. Several other people were injured.” “The two men tried to flee but they were pursued
and apprehended. One of them was lynched to death whereas the other is now in custody,” he
added. Another witness said that shops in the market
had been set on fire by the blast and confirmed that a man who accompanied the bomber had
been killed. Sunday’s bombing is believed to have killed as many as 30 people even though the official casualty figure still stands at 12.
Herbalist Arrested For Alleged Murder Of Client In Lagos
10 She's
Independent
No one gets into a relationship to be a babysitter. If she's had a rough day at work, it's great to be her shoulder to cry on. But if she can't seem to function without you, you'll eventually suffocate, and if you're smart you'll run for the nearest exit. Independence is key to a happy relationship, for both the man and the woman. You'll find you're still getting to know her long after you've gotten serious if she has a host of interests and commitments outside of your relationship.
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9. She's Intelligent
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the bimbo routine gets real old, real fast. A woman who can meet you at an intellectual level is a total turn on. An intelligent woman will constantly surprise you and keep you on your toes. She won't let you get bored or complacent. Besides, it's nice to have something to talk about between all that headboard-rattling sex.
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8. She's Sexual
While we're on the topic, a great girlfriend has to be sexually compatible with you. For instance, if you're into S&M and she's more the "fluffy lingerie" type, that's a problem. The two of you have to be on the same page -- or, at least, if it's what you really crave, she has to be willing to wear leather and use a whip from time to time. Of course, this doesn't imply that she has to know all the right moves straight away; it simply means that you and she have an undeniable attraction toward each other and are able to communicate your desires verbally (or with physical cues). It is important that you please each other in the bedroom -- or on top of the dryer -- whatever the case may be.
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7. You're Attracted
To Her
I know, this one is kind of obvious, but important nonetheless. A great girlfriend will not only want to look good for you, but also for herself. Being seen with her should make you feel better about yourself. And this doesn't mean that she has to be a Heidi Klum clone. Whatever floats your boat. Your mutual attraction should make you both want to stay looking your best.
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6. Respects
You
This is a biggie. Your girlfriend must respect you -- otherwise you have to wonder why she bothers to be with you. This means that she takes the time to listen to you, even if you're in a heated argument. A great girlfriend will keep major disputes private rather than taking you down in public. She'll make an effort to see things from your point of view (provided you do the same for her). The key here is that the respect be mutual -- it's very hard for one of you to respect other while feeling disrespected. The golden rule has no better application than in terms of respecting your significant other.
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5. She Lets You Be
A Man
Do not -- I repeat -- do not get involved with a woman who tries to get you to eat cottage cheese and fruit for breakfast and insists that you give up poker night with the guys. You will end up resenting her more than you can imagine. A good girlfriend lets you be a guy in all your glory, poker night and all. If she's a great girlfriend, she'll even bring you and your buddies a couple of beers and make you some of her famous sandwiches. She has to understand that men and women are different and should allow you to be yourself. Just like you wouldn't deprive her of going shopping with her best girlfriend, she shouldn't expect you to give up the guys for her.
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1. She Doesn't Nag
Without A Good
Reason
We've never met a man who was convinced to change his behavior because of his girlfriend's nagging. A great girlfriend knows this and chooses her battles wisely. She knows when to get upset and when to let it slide. However, if you live together and you stay out all night without calling her, and she lets you have it, then you're setting yourself up for disaster. This is a situation that nobody would let slide -- not even a great girlfriend. Don't push your luck with anyone, least of all your
girlfriend.
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1. She Gets Along
With Your Friends And Family
A great girlfriend will make an effort to get to know your people. She'll help your parents out at Thanksgiving, try to understand your brother's twisted sense of humor and want to get to know your friends. She'll actually empathize with your sister's getting dumped and suggest that you guys take her out to cheer her up. Not only that, but your friends won't roll their eyes and moan when you mention that she'll be joining you guys when she gets off work -- she's one of the crowd.
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1. She Makes You
Want To Be a
Better Man
Stop making that face... Any man who has a great girlfriend or wife will tell you that she makes him want to be a better man. She doesn't have to say or do anything; it just is that way. If you suddenly feel bad about how you treated your sister when you were younger or find yourself trying to get your finances in order to prepare for the future, you might want to think about your motivation for doing so. It could be love.
1. They hate breastfeeding their Babies
but Like
Breast feeding their boyfriends.
2. They Like saving most but they are the spenders most
often they spend for
no reason.
3. They like Dressing in very short Mini-Skirts but they keep pulling
them down to their
knees as they
walk.
4. They claim they are not interested in a man's
wealth but again they swear not to date broke guys.
5. They Claim to hate sex but once they visit
you and you dont give it to them, they will never visit you again.
6. Once they tell you that your ugly,
they take it
as a joke but once you tell her that she is ugly, she
will never forget in her life time.
True or False?
Every Second Beat
If I had a thousand pages,
I could never name them all,
The reasons that I love you,
For the list would be too tall.
I love you for the melody,
I hear within your voice.
The way your blue eyes hold me,
A captive, but by choice.
I love you for your gentle hands,
That melt away my pain.
I love you for your loving heart,
That made mine beat again.
I love you for your loving smile,
With which my old heart soars.
These are some of the reasons,
Every second beat is yours.
Proposing u was my desire
having u is my jackpot
loving u is my attitude
pleasing u is my duty
missing u is my habit
kissing u is my wish
2gether 4eva my fulfillment .
Hon Sani Ribadu was abducted on Sunday, November 9 by unknown gunmen on his farm in
Adamawa State. The younger brother of former EFCC Chairman, Nuhu Ribadu has been released by his kidnappers.
Hon Sani Ribadu was abducted on Sunday, November 9 by unknown gunmen on his farm »
in Adamawa State. A family source is said to have stated that the younger Ribadu was released unharmed. Details of the circumstances surrounding his freedom are however still sketchy and it is not clear if his family paid a ransom to secure his release.
The attack occurred on Thursday, November 13,
after the terrorists were chased out of Mubi, another town in the state. Boko Haram terrorists have reportedly invaded Hong and Gombi towns in Adamawa State . The attack occurred on Thursday, November 13, after the terrorists were reportedly chased out of Mubi » , another town in the state. A resident of Gombi, Haruna Awwalu in confirming the attack said: “They (the terrorists) have burnt down the police station, the local government secretariat and the market after overpowering the police.”
Another resident, Rabi Tanimu reportedly said that many villagers had fled while those left behind were locked up in their homes afraid. This comes after the Boko Haram sect reportedly gained control of Chibok in Borno, where over
200 schoolgirls were kidnapped in April.
Dr. Martin Salia is native of the West African country and also a permanent resident of the United States of America. The infected doctor will reportedly be flown to the Nebraska Medical Center on Saturday, November 15, to receive treatment for the disease. Spokesperson for the US State Department, Jen Psaki said that they were working “in consultation with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention” and were also “in touch with the
family of a U.S. legal permanent resident working in Sierra Leone who has contracted Ebola.”
The State Department is also trying to decide if Dr. Salia is well enough to be transported back to the US. Eight Americans have contracted Ebola and been
treated in the US. All of them survived.
Reports say police in
Anambra State are interrogating a man
to ascertain the circumstances
surrounding the sudden death of a
seven-month pregnant woman during a
marathon sex bout with him in Onitsha.
The man (names
withheld), according to a police source,
had allegedly taken the deceased to an
undisclosed hotel in Onitsha, only for the
hotel staff to discover that the woman
was dead in the morning.
The incident, the source
said, occurred on Tuesday when the man
allegedly checked into the hotel with the
heavily pregnant woman, only to find
out in the morning that his partner could
not wake up on Wednesday morning.
However a resident narrated the whole
story:
He said the suspect had lodged into the
hotel room and invited the deceased
through a phone call.
The source further faulted rumours that
the woman died as a result of charms
made by her husband, adding that it was
possible that the woman died
of exhaustion from the marathon sex
romp.
He urged the police to conduct a
thorough investigation into the matter.
At press time, nobody from the suspect
or deceased’s family had been identified,
as the corpse was deposited in an
undisclosed mortuary in Onitsha by the
police.
At the Inland Town Police Division,
Onitsha, the Divisional Police Officer,
Mr. Cosmas Eze, refused to comment on
the incident but referred Vanguard to
the Area Commander, ACP Benjamin
Wordu, for clarifications.
Confirming the incident, the Anambra
State Police Public Relations Officer,
PPRO, Mr. Uche Ezeh, said the command
received the information concerning the
incident, disclosing that the suspect had
been arrested and case transferred to
the State Criminal Investigations
Department, SCID, Awka, for further
investigations.
Save
The Frogs Day is a de-centralized event: that means it's up to you to
make something happen in your part of the universe. The frogs are
depending on you. Your children and their children are depending on you.
The future of the planet lies in your hands and in your actions.
SAVE THE FROGS! 
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which we may be able to provide to you at cost (i.e. we make no money
off these). And of course there are plenty of digital materials and
ideas throughout this website! 
Save
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Save
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It's
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You can start by telling your teachers about Save The Frogs Day and
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Have
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Give a 5-minute talk on frog extinctions to your class (ask your
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please give a public presentation on amphibians and/or lead a frog walk
to show people wild amphibians in their native habitat. This is a great
way to spread the word about amphibian declines, and it is guaranteed to
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Secretary to Government of the Federation
(SGF), Senator Anyim Pius Anyim, has said
President Goodluck Jonathan would soon
declare his intention to seek a second tenure
as president in the 2015 elections.
About 40,000 people of the South-south
region were out to show their support for the
present and also present 4,150,000
signatures urging Jonathan to seek a second
term.
The leader of the Transformation
Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN), Kenneth
Kobani, presented 4, 150,000 signatures to
Ayim, who represented Jonathan, at the
South-south rally of TAN at the Liberation
Stadium, Port Harcourt, urging the president
to contest the 2015 presidential election.
“Yes, the South-south has broken the record
of the other five regions that have so far
asked President Jonathan to run for a
second term of four years. Your region has
collected 4,150,000- signatures. The
signatures can be verified. You can see the
names of those who signed; their telephone
numbers and local government. This process
is real,” Anyim told the crowd.
An ulcer is like a nasty canker sore (or crater) that typically develops either on the
lining of the stomach (a gastric or peptic ulcer) or at the opening of the small
intestine in the duodenum (a duodenal or peptic ulcer). Ulcers occur due to an
imbalance of digestive juices or if the stomach lining suffers some form of damage
(i.e., alcoholism).
An ulcer can be extremely painful, so it’s difficult to ignore if you develop one.
However, if left untreated, the ulcer can eat into the stomach wall causing a
perforated ulcer or the blood vessels causing a bleeding ulcer, and resulting in
damaging and excruciating health complications.
Here are ten very evident signs that you may be suffering from an ulcer…
1. Abdominal Pain
Pain in your abdomen, typically between the breastbone and belly button region,
may follow a meal as the stomach empties. The pain will often come and go in
waves of burning or stabbing pain.
Thirty five police officers have been declared
missing following the deadly attack by
suspected Boko Haram fighters on the Mobile
Police Training School, Gwoza, last week,
Force Headquarters, yesterday, confirmed.
The Inspector General of Police, Suleiman
Abba, had since ordered the tightening of
security in police formations across the
country to prevent future attacks, while
search and rescue efforts had led to the
recovery of scores of policemen.
“Following the attack launched by insurgents
on the Gwoza Training camp of the Nigeria
Police Mobile Force (PMF), the Inspector-
General of Police, Ag. IGP Suleiman Abba has
since ordered the tightening of security
around all police facilities in the country in
addition to efforts made to further protect
the lives of all people in Nigeria and their
properties,” a statement by the Force Public
Relations Officer, DCP Emmanuel Ojukwu
said.
“It will be recalled that a ferocious attack
earlier launched on the Training camp by
insurgents on 7th August, 2014 was repelled
by the Police.
“On 20th August, 2014, the attackers
launched a fresh offensive that lasted for
several hours where the policemen on duty
engaged them in a fierce battle.
“The search and rescue party launched
immediately has located and brought to
safety all Police officers in the Training
College at the time of attack.
“So far, thirty-five policemen who are still
missing from the facility as a result of the
latest attack are being searched for with very
promising prospect of locating them.
“While enjoining all citizens to remain calm
and join hands with the security forces in the
collective fight against insurgency, the IGP
restates his determination to work closely
with other security agencies to stem the tide
of terrorism in the country,” the statement
read.
Sultry songstress, Tiwa Savage must have broken one of the
rules of wedding attendance with the outfit she wore to label mate, Dr.
Sid's wedding.
Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our dialect
The
Academic Staff union of Polytechnics, ASUP, has suspended its
10-month-old strike.
The strike, which started in October 2013, was suspended on Saturday
morning at the National Executive Council, NEC, meeting of the union
held in Abuja.
The National Publicity Secretary of ASUP, Clement Chirman, confirmed the
suspension of the strike to PREMIUM TIMES.
He said all striking lecturers have been directed to resume work on
Tuesday.
The ASUP NEC meeting was held two days after the leadership of the union
held a ‘fruitful’ meeting with the new Education Minister, Ibrahim
Shekarau, who was sworn in by President Goodluck Jonathan on Wednesday.
The ASUP NEC consists of all chapter (polytechnic) chairmen of the union
and the national executive of the body.
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